If

Word of the Day: If

• IF I hadn't been caught in the rain, I wouldn't be facing this screen with a river in my nose.
• IF I had known I'd be caught in the rain, I would not have dragged myself to work despite feeling worse than crap.
• IF I hadn't slept late despite being ill, I would not feel as horrid as I do now.
• IF a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you? -- song
• IF I weren't an extremist & perfectionist, perhaps life would be simpler.
• IF life were simple, what experiences can I speak of, having nothing but drones day in and day out?
• IF I could do something, I would.
• IF I knew everything, I wouldn't be pondering about the various forking avenues...

Would I?