Who on earth is "Ronald"?

This is a weird message I'd received from some stranger who goes by the moniker "Ronald" :

Hi there, I am new person here (sic)

I would like to introduce myself to you please

I currently here for business and projects with
HP Singapore

Kindly provide your contact number then we can
start to communicate by the phone

I hereby would like to volunteer myself to be your steady boyfriend

Thank you

O_O
That's just plain weird. Thanks for the offer but I'll pass.