A Sick Recipe

I'm feeling generous. Therefore, I shall share with you, my dear reader, the secret recipe of being sick.

Ingredients

• 1 Throat
• 1 Nose ( + 2 nostrils)
• 1 Voice
• 1 Uterus
• Lots of tissues
• A dash of Achoos
• Some lozenges, Biogesic & flu tablets.
  
• 1 quilt
  

Instructions

1. Grate the throat till it is swollen and red.
2. Blend the voice with the throat. Stop when it is hoarse.
3. Stuff tissues generously in the nostrils. Ensure that they are completely filled.
4. Sprinkle a dash of Achoos.
   
5. Knead the uterus till cramps are induced.
6. Mix all of the above together and grind.
7. Leave the mixture to simmer overnight under the quilt.
8. Bring to boil in the morning.
9. Garnish with lozenges, Biogesic and the tiny yellow flu pills.
   

Voila! Breakfast is served in bed, no less.