Twenty Ways To Annoy Mich.

1. Initiate the stipulated time at 3.30pm..
2. And turn up at 4.45pm....
3. With nary a call nor sms.....
4. Erstwhile, turn off your phone to keep the adrenalin pumping...
5. When Your Royal Highness finally arrives, swipe half the food off Mich's plate....
6. With Mich footing the bill, of course....
7. In between bites, fish out the new phone that you've just purchased....
8. By golly, what a coincidence that the said phone should turn out to be Mich's phone which you'd heavily criticised previously....
9. Afterwards, trot into a shop with Mich and grab different dresses off the rack.....
10. Which you do not purchase.....
11. And instead, end up buying Mich's turquoise dress with yellow trimmings....
12. ....and Mich's white dress....
13. ....and Mich's teal dress....
14. ....and conveniently coo that we bought the exact same items.
15. Next, announce that you've to meet someone for dinner after 7...
16. ...and lug Mich around to keep you company.....
17. Till 9pm when a change of plans occur and you end up not meeting that friend after all....
18. And chatter incessantly till 11pm about you, you, you, you and oh, did I mention, YOU?
19. ....before you finally exclaim that it's getting late and share a cab with Mich....
20. .....which Mich ends up paying for.

I've always thought that patience was not my virtue.
That's been proven otherwise, hasn't it?