The Ubiquitous Absence - An Oxymoron

Some weeks ago, Mich's roving eyes rested on this at a pharmacy. Emblazed across were the words "When in doubt, consult our pharmacist".

A quick check with the dispensing hours for that week gleaned nothing less than the outré :

• Monday : Off duty
• Tuesday : Off duty
• Wednesday : Off duty
• Thursday : Off duty
• Friday : Off duty
• Saturday : ________ ( yes, it was literally a blank slate. Huh?!?!?!)
• Sunday : 10am - 6pm

Needless to say, Mich left without purchasing her medicine.