The Good & The Bad.

At 3am, Alex drops the bomb.

Alex : I've got good news. And bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?

Mich : The bad?

Alex : I'm moving to ___________!!! ( the adjacent condominium where Mich lives)

Mich : ............ So what's the good?

Alex : I'm moving to _________ !!!

Mich : ....................

Alex : HELLO, NEIGHBOUR!

Mich : ....................

Who needs MSN Messenger thereafter?
Drinks at the kopitiam perhaps?