Ohm.....

An old farmer once had an ungodly relative visit him.

After the farmer had bowed his head and thanked God for the food they were about to eat, the relative rudely said, "What did you do that for? There's no God. We live in an age of enlightenment."

The old farmer smiled and said, "There is one on the farm who doesn't thank God before he eats."

The relative sat up and said, "Who is this enlightened one?"

To which the farmer quietly replied, "My pig."

[ Living Waters ]